The Daily Prophet

That Awkward Moment When

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 15:41:50 -0400

You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really

jarvisinthetardis: 97percentchanceofcarley: Hipster Potter and...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:09:34 -0400

97percentchanceofcarley:

Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned

Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music

Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America

Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR

Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel

Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line

Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It

This will never not be the best thing ever.

heavenandhellcastiel: sir-yessir: #UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:09:03 -0400

heavenandhellcastiel:

sir-yessir:

#UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING

tyrannia: if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i begin to start having an...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:08:41 -0400

tyrannia:

if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i begin to start having an emotional breakdown

bakerstreetskulls: barachiki: barachiki: Sherlock can’t find...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:08:32 -0400

bakerstreetskulls:

barachiki:

barachiki:

Sherlock can’t find the words to apologize to John so he makes due with a picture.

John liked the picture.

THE MAGNETS

“be. my. fucking. friend.” i repeat angrily in my head as i click the heart in the right corner...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:08:07 -0400

“be. my. fucking. friend.” i repeat angrily in my head as i click the heart in the right corner with an incredible amount of intensity

slytherintimelord: laughcentre: I was out yesterday and I saw...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:06:21 -0400

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you'd never get addicted but did.

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:06:04 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:04:52 -0400

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Photo

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:04:39 -0400

Photo

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:08:37 -0400

Photo

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:06:42 -0400

List of inspirational people - The Doctor It doesn’t work like...

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:06:30 -0400

List of inspirational people - The Doctor

It doesn’t work like that. Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person. - Tenth Doctor, The Lazarus Experiment

wachtelspinat: the-vashta-nerada: just press play and watch...

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:05:09 -0400

wachtelspinat:

the-vashta-nerada:

just press play and watch the gif

i can no longer resist i need it on my blog

s3xmoan: always.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:04:07 -0400

s3xmoan:

always.

snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he...

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:04:00 -0400

snoopdeer:

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

EMERGENCY. Please reply if you can.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:03:41 -0400

kinomatika:

fandombro:

random-nexus:

notasamalander:

journalmoore:

My friend is in dire need of a safe, trans* friendly reproductive health clinic in the Sacramento area.

This is an emergency, a literal matter of life or death. [Trigger Warning] This person has been a victim of sexual, physical, and mental abuse. They cannot go to a hospital.

Signal boost. Any CA followers?

In CA, but not in Sac, though! :(

Signal boost!

I dont know of any so a signal boast is all i can give.

sig boost!

atla-gifs: the melon lord

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:02:37 -0400

atla-gifs:

the melon lord

Reblog if you have no life outside of the internet.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 10:23:53 -0400

br0lden-be-tr0llin:

P.S.- Everyone on tumblr should reblog this.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 17:32:55 -0400

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”